Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Table of Contents

Chapter 1: Margarita Island, Venezuela:
Windsurfing, implants, comrade Hugo Chavez.

Chapter 2: Karpathos, Greece:
Why bipolar foreign women are no fun.

Chapter 3: Garden Route, South Africa:
The 700-foot bungee jump that goes nowhere.

Chapter 4: Bangkok and Vietnam:
Never date anyone with an Adam's apple bigger than yours

Chapter 5: Phnom Penh and Agkor Wat, Cambodia:
A rat in the lobby, one day at the massage parlor.

Chapter 6: Melbourne, Australia:
A scene from Papillon, 33,000 high schoolies on break.

Chapter 7: North and South Island, New Zealand:
Where political correctness is for girls.

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